We’ll be posting all the entries for our Veggie Dog Video Contest here – keep checking back as they come in and entries compete for the grand prize – a $100 Gift Card to Alamo Drafthouse and Austin Film Festival 2010 Passes!
Leave your support for your favorites in the comments section!
Our prestigious panel of judges includes:
- Tim League of the Alamo Drafthouse
- Erik Adams of the Onion’s A.V. Club Austin
- Stephanie Beasley - Austinist.com‘s Film Editor
- Scott Beiben and Liz Cole of Evil Twin Booking
Mustard & Guns
by Heidi Zienty | Green Couch Productions
The Human Polygastric
by Deneice O’Connor & Emmett Kerr-Perkinson | videobacon.wordpress.com
The Great Blowdog 2010
by Shaidabomb
The Final Buntier-Audition Tapes
by Spirit Desire | www.youtube.com/user/YouSpiritDesireTube
Kobayashi and the Bear – A Reenactment
by Becky Kapes Osmon | www.youtube.com/nancydrewreviews
Billy Take Your Cracker Ass Outta My Face
by The Edwardians
Ace Reporter – Veggie Hot Dog Contest
by Ralph Michael Clinkscales and Family

The Human Polygastric is great. Even if you haven’t seen the Human Centipede preview, this is still the best entry here. Funny and clever and a good lookin’ cast.
[...] on July 1, 2010 by videobacon Me and Deneice O’Connor co-wrote and co-directed this for the video contest portion of The Final Bun-Tier hot dog eating contest. It’s a Human Centipede spoof. [...]
No offense to any of the other entries, but The Human Polygastric has got to have this in the bag!
I think judging quality in public contests such as these can be a catch-22 because some people that may have great vids just can’t afford or have the equipment. But not only was the quality top notch – it was a legitimately funny/clever story! Great effort!
We would just like to say that the Clinkscales Family has stolen our hearts, not least because we have messy rooms also.
“Billy Take Your Cracker Ass Outta My Face” is the clear winner. But the real title is “Walk the Dog.”
Thanks, SolPaws, we’ve fixed the title.
The Human Polygastric was g-g-great! Well scripted and executed.
the human polygastric is equally disturbing and genius. great job!! you guys are hilarious!
impressive group! and a wide range of good approaches.
- non-partisan non-contestant
thanks ilovemikelitt. We decided it was better to embrace our difference (although if your room is messy too maybe we aren’t so different). I’ve been a vegetarian for 20+ years, my son born in China has been a vegetarian nearly all his life (maybe all his life, when I was in China adopting him the Chinese people would feed him meat and he would spit it out, a boy after my own heart), my son from Russia has been veg nearly all his life too (he would spit out the beef in Russian but not the chicken, or was it the other way around?), my daughter’s, from Central Texas, have been meat free since adoption at about 1 1/2 y/o. We not only embrace our vegness but proclaim in, as in our Ace Reporter vid. thanks again!
solpaws: thank you for the comment! but the real title actually is “billy take your cracker ass outta my face”
ilovemikelitt: please take note on the title. thanks
Ha, thanks, Mrs. Edwardian, back to the original title.